Went to changi airport to STUDY today with marcus,zhirong,jerome and earl.Wasted our time walking all around the place,in the end we studied on the sky train ok this is a joke(not funny rite,i would try harder next time).We took a trolley and placed all our things in it and started like a bunch of tourist then proceeded to the viewing mall to settle down.Earl being his usual self attempted some form of stunt.He tried to balence himself on the trolley and ended falling face 1st on the ground.The impact could be heard from a radius of 10m from where earl was.He suddenly became the center of attention,the girl beside him was dumbfounded.His reaction?he continued in that position and started laughing like some siao kia.

Jerome went off early as he needed to attend his passing out parade.Continued wasting our time studying at the airport.It was so boring that we even betted on wat is the approaching airplane.The stewardess of India airlines were really fat,i would not want to take their airplane 4ever.We then went to lavender foodcourt to eat.The food as usual was good.There was a large screen that showed soccer,it is cool man.We then parted and went home seperately after that.

Today's founder's day,only had 2 peroids of lesson.I am surprised that we had full attendance today,our class getting more and more guai.Had mass in of school today,no disrespect,it was boring.Even some of the teachers were sleeping.

Went to the bishan street soccer court after school to play soccer to play with ewen,wilson and company.Quite taxing on my energy.After playing,we went to the void deck to talk cock.Talked cock 4 about 1hour.Then spent 1/2 hour deciding where we wanted to go after that.In the end we went to shijie's house to slack.Had to wake him up from his wet i mean sweet dreams.Played need 4 speed underground with justin,thrashed him completly.Dun say i bully small kid but i'm just too good at that game.Played badminton after that,halfway through playing,we greeted tan-chin in her qipao waiting 4 ng chor yam and ragu to pick her up 4 the founder's day celebration.Harry is damn pro at badminton,no one could beat him unless he was tired.

Tomorrow going airport to study.Can see the airport runway which resembles my sister's chest area.Damn tired now,by3

Finally it did not rain on thursday.That means can do watever we want during PE.Went down to multi purpose court,saw the court being dominated by mathhew's class.So i went to watch those pple play tennis.But then i saw hoe ahn(lionel's best fren ZAM THEFACE) or watever his name is spelt they asked me to play.So is SOOOKER time.After recess is Han lee kwang"s mother tongue lesson.His lesson rocked man,alot of pple asked him to use blackmagic to help improve the class' marks.Then we got Randall into the hot seat,i asked him a damn stupid qn. "her tongue soft or not?"Kena smacked on the head by almost everyone there.Then we used brent's phone to start the "4jay porn productions"or watever that they named it.The pics were damn funny loh,can be assesible through brent's picture gallery.If u dun see it now u might need to pay 4 a membership fee later.Dun miss the free preview.Went home at 1pm coz got no maths.Damn sian got my history work published on paper to be given out and commented by the whole school.Ms chin u watch out. After school i kept on showing off my pink nips to the whole class,man i love my pink nipples

Did not go to the "pizza" trip,now i am feeling damn bad,i promise next time i go ok.

School super song again,another day of major slacking.Saw a shocked Randall when i told him that the individual photo taking was postponed to 12.40.He meeting his "dardar" at 12.45 sia,he even did not wanted to take the photo.I witnessed the power of love.He was tring hard to contact his 'dardar' during english.Mr Ragu told us aboult all the different cult groups during english,nothing to do isit?

During the photo taking,he photographer was trying to 'mould'us into a funny position,tilt my head to the right,sit left and so on...Spend our time in the SRC so that we could escape more of history,in the end when we went up to class Miss chin was not there.She had went back to the staff room to slack and asked someone to inform her once everyone is back.As usual that guy waited 4 quite sometime b4 calling her.

Played soccer after school,Ming Kai(son of the lady wearing the'beach't-shirt) joined us.Everyone jus called him lower sec.He played damn hiong.As usual aloy played like a crazy guy(crazy does not always mean good).Got lobbed by mcron ended up by throwing myself into the goalpost.Damn paiseh.Got to thank Harry's mum who kindly gave me a ride home.GET WELL SOON HARRY!

Today so many pple pon school,boss,weizhi and randall(ok lah he came 4 1 peroid then pon again).Come to think of it i haven pon school this term once again proving that i am a guai kia.Damn it i failed chem,when was the last time i failed chem?Sian sia.Then today got photo taking,front row seat 4 muay.During the 'fun' photo,i turned my back and pulled down my pants,fulfilling the promise i made to the class.Then Mr quale spanked me ouch!!!The bloody uncle did not take the photo,he said that we could not take the photo like this.Come on man wat type of fun photo is this when we could not do wat we want.After school went to claim my 50bucks from ms chin(the home ed one)The took a piece of pizza she made during lessons,man she should become a cook.

 

 
Dozed off halfway writing this blog.....zzzzzzzzzz

Hong juan so "hiong" today

In a day of 3 tests alot of funny things happened.SooME pon sch again,1st time see a teacher that pon sch as many times as her.Even though she wasn't with us physically,her test sure reached our tables.Then it was physics test,jenniferjoy sure is good man,give us a test on a topic that she did not teach finish.Geog test "evolved" into a open book test due to compiants from the class that we did not know about the test,man are we good liars.Then Hongjuan erupted after school,when we tried to punch his cock,he shot up and wanted to fight with everyone.Brent fought with him sia,trying to act macho sia.

Went with Ridz,WenHan,ET and Dr lee to mac to eat,as usual we talked cock about each other for quite some time.Went home,the 1st thing that my chio sis(must say she chio coz she looking at me typing my blog)offered me the Gadogado she maid from school.When she opened the box that thing smelt like shit mixed with puke.Of course no balls to eat rite.Of else i got to write my blog in the hospital.She then offered me sushi,should be ok coz i am still alive,my "chio" sis is not that bad afterall....

sunday part 2

Became strecther barrier at typ stadium stadium.Interesting to see that there wasn't enough ball pickers becoz the prime league boys pang seh.Even the Suku the team manager needs to go down to become ballpicker to prevent a fine from FAS.

Played monkey after the game until night time.

Gtg f1 going to start

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and they were discussing what they would like to be when they were out in the world and grown up.

The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." The others laughed at this, and asked why he wanted be be a plumber. He replied, "So I can fix the pipes in here, it's kinda leaky."

The second one said "I wanna be an electrician." The others thought this was kind of silly too and asked why. The second baby answered, "so I can get some lights in here, its dark!"

The third one said, "I wanna be a boxer." The others thought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full five minutes, before asking, "Why in God's name do you want to be a boxer?"
He replied proudly , "So I can beat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."

Today there's an article on the sunday times about groin injury.I strongly recomend all the 4jay pple to read this article.It teaches u how to recover after a blow to the genetal areas.In case that u fall victim to a cock punching animal on the loose.

Lost a game today,lost to the bishan ite team 4-3 dun really have the mood to blog anymore.Got 2 tests tomorrow to prepare,by3

Saturday sucks,damn boring stucked at home.On a sad note my grandmother was admitted to the hospital through an ambulance(dun know wat is it like to travel on an ambulance).She would be ok as usual soon.Slept almost through 3/4 of the day,the rest was on the com.Next time pple on saturdays please ask me out,i hate saturdays.

Got game tomorrow,playing against the home united cdc ite amk team,should be an easy game,really looking forward to it......but rite now back to sleeping.

Extra details that i missed 4 the concert at the previous post

Firsty upon request from the man itself,Aloy did a "horny"dance (this is wat he chose to describe it as)by shaking his butt front and back,that got the whole crowd wild,then he gave everyone a thumbs up.Wat an attention seeker.

Then did i mention that i was sitting in front of Phua song yang.Phua is the record holder for the longest serving marist.He served a total of 15years in the marist community.3 in kidergarten,6 in primary school and 6 years in secondary school.He was his usual self,being bulied by his juniors.Because of his status he was even allowed to enter the vip area 4 some food.While he was away,i played with his bag,man that bag was heavy,wonder wat he put inside.

Then halfway through JunJia and company was constantly shouting ole,during the alumni band.Continuing the 4jay tradition,i shouted back punch cock,quite funny ah.Acording to the tradition of 4 jay,if the ball is put through the legs(ole)the person got to have a punch cock.I got smacked on the head twice on the head by Phua(remember that guy)because of this comment.

Learnt a new word today-moonduru

For the 1 st time in this week nothing really bad has happened to me.In school,i almost had free periods thw whole day.We only had 10mins of geog becoz tan-chin used the geog peroid to discuss about the class and humanities.Then 3 peroids of english,those in mr ragu class knows that english lessons=free peroids.After recess its maths SooME did not want to teach as not everyone in the class has handled up his homework.Totally wasted my time in school

After school a group of us went to eat at fork and spoon(wat a lame name 4 a foodcourt) amazed that those who left school b4 us reached tpy later then us.Went home to sleep while others went to haolian gay or should i say asshead's house to play soccer.Went to queensway shopping center to get MY PUMAS,yes i said MINE PUMAS.Spent 1 hour in the shopping center,then got to rush to catch our school's band concert.Got stuck at queensway 4 quite a while,could not get a taxi or a bus.In the end waited in alexrandra hospital 4 half an hour b4 a taxi arrives.Saw a group of pple went i made my way out of the mrt station.Got headache halfway through the concert.Got to resort to panadol.The early part of the concert was boring,was kept awake by thefunny things that juan did.Damn funny, i joined Juan in disturbing joey.Towards the end of the concert was really crazy,made my way home through the mrt after that.

BAD luck continues....

Tomorrow would be better....nah not true,this is wat i told myself yesterday,obviously that person who thought of this phrase should wake up his/her idea.B4 i start commenting on my miserable day,i got something to tell shijie.How dare u date at my territory i got scouts all around tpy,even the toilet auntie is my friend.

Start of the day,went to school happily.Finished my chem"passport"lend some idoit to copy.After assembly could not retrieve my passport back.sian sent out of class 4 2 freaking periods with a whole big bunch of pple.To some pple it is nothing,but 4 me this type of guai kia(good boy)that is something new(now i am lying).But i was pissed that i got sent out after doing my work and being kind enough to lend someone copy.Then pe wanting to play soccer during pe 4 the past month,guess wat rain.Then during lunch break,i went down to the court to play tennis.I was very"lucky" i got smacked right in the face by a hardest ball ridz could ever hit,got my upper lips swollen.The impact was large enough to knock off my nametag.Guess wat,Ridz is my teammate.Math lesson in the ava room,got sent down to do my work at the teacher's table (the table with the imac on it)because i replied to victor wee's 'scolding'.MAn wat a bad day in school

Day got better 4 me after school,went with the "milo gang" to cheong free milo outside the tpy swimming pool.Wow wat cheap pple we are.Reliased that some swimming girls are chio.Went home after eating at kfc.If anyone that is reading have tried the singapura satay burger of watever it is called,DON'T try it coz it sucks.

Bad luck still continues,1st perooid of the day SooME said that she would not teach unless the klass finish all the homewk.Hard when u consider that there is pple like earl tan in the class.Then found this innocent looking yellow and black creature on my table,guess wat i managed to figure out that it is a bee(wow smart ah).It was crippled so as an act of kindness,i offered it to lie on my calculator(actually it was me who placed it there).Then halfway when doing my maths,i reached 4 that very calculator and guess wat that innocent looking creature stung me.Then i saw that bee strugging to pull out of my thumb.Loser man,stung me and then cannot get away.I did another act of kindness by offering that bee a hand by pulling that bee out of thumb.Then i saw the sting remaining in my thumb detaching it from the bee.There is also something sticky stuck on the sting.Then left it to die on my amaths homewk(wat a honourable way to die).MAn that small bee is powerful,left a bruise on my thumd 4 quite some time.Then played soccer after school.2 1/2 hours of non-stop soccer.Damn it was rough.
Sold my band concert tickets to yueliang after soccer guess i would not be going afterall.
Wen han,earl and me then proceeded to "bath" harry in the toilet.Went with wenhan and cheong"barbi" to bishan to eat b4 proceeding home to guess wat sleep.

Another tuesday,another full day of major slacking at school.Managed to postpone chem test for our class,pro sia.Class is soo boring w/o hongjuan,hope that he could recover from his grandfather's death.Got extra history lesson 4 me after school,damn it got to present my answers to the whole class tomorrow.While waiting 4 danne we saw a group of retarded npcc pple preparing a retarded dance(boyband like?????)4 their sec 4 senoirs during their passing  out parade.Could't help but laugh,justin joined in too.damn funny
Went with a group of pple to the malay coffee shop at toapayoh.The mee soto was as shiok as usual.Saw Dr Lee getting his lips swollen from the mee soto(in case u are seeing this,ur lips were really swollen).Then we made fun of a THONG wearing,baby carring,SEXY MAMA.Farny SIA.Then got this group of carzy ij girls chased 4 us to donate running after us all the way to popular,in the end got nothing out of us.HAHA CRAZY IJ GIRLS.One more thing i am sec4 not sec3
 

Today school 3 back to back to back tests,all in the humanities department,dun know if this was planned amongst the teachers to torture our minds and our hands.Funny to see sam sleeping through the 1st 2 tests.Got into a minor scuffle with Brandon during lunchbreak but everything is ok now.Man is he powerful.Went novena with zhirong,earlyearl,ridz,yuenwenhan to bk to eat.Dun know which smart gut told us that wopper got discount.Found out that it is not true,u are just going to get it tomorrow morning.Finished book 19 of the initiai-d series,bored as usual.Damn sad saw a tv program that an eleven year old girl is 187cm short,man am i tall.

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, madam. You don't know me but I've come to..."
"Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.
"Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."
"That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."
"Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."
"Don't I know!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."
"Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.
"Yes," the photographer said.
"And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward.
"You mean they actually chewed on your, eh...equipment ?"
"That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."
"Tripod?" Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.
"Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam. Madam? Good Lord, she's fainted!"

Today go training see the field sian already.The field is so muddy that even pigs would think twice b4 entering it.Coordination exercise sucks,damn tiring.Maybe i did something wrong or wat,i got punished when guoming zam my tumb.inside my nail swollen seh.Slept through the entire afternoon.My fav. activity every sunday.Going to go down to tampines stadium to watch the tigers in action. s'pore cup.Pple tell me u watch sleague u loser ah,but i tell u they r the real losers.

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents! Come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist!"

Nick named the son of pool....Ching-shun yang 

The Magician ...........REYES 

bustamante 

7/16/2004
The whole day was damn suay.Day started out badly our class kena kao peh(cry father)by dogface a.k.a. koh siang cheng 4 not taking class keys,come on lah stop picking on our class.After morning assembly then entire back row was called out by jennifer joy goh sor hoon after mark ow and shaun chia threw a soccerball at daryl yap where they shouted at each other attratting the attention of sorhoon.Then it was during maths class,got back our base test.Failed by 1 mark,although i was 3rd in class i was damn pissed that even joel lim could pass.After school went to amk and eat.We really pissed Ridzuan off by eating at a non-halal stall.Felt damn bad.After eating we went to Marcus's house to play soccer at the carpark.While we were enjoying ourselves a uncle came and scolded us.
UncleA:DO u know this is a carpark?
Me:YA
uncle A:Then y r u guys playing soccer here?
Me:Because this is a carpark
Man that got him pissed.Decicded to stop playing after uncleA drove his car away.We met ShiJie at the busstop.He was meeting Marcus as they were going to this birthday party.1st thing after i saw him,i broke his sex band(Oh u guys know wat happens when 1 breaks another sex band.MUaHAHAHA).Quike thinking from me  i offered my extra drink to him.Took bus home after that.BAthed then rushed down to Bishan stadium to catch the game between the protectors and the eagles.2 teams at their best,2 red cards,2 free kick goals,2 great goal keepers and 2+2+2 goals.Wat more could u expect from a football match.S-league at its best.AT half time marcus and Sj called me asking me if i wanna go they r reaching pasirris already.In my mind i thought,i did so many things and u all still haven got out of that bloody bus.Decided not to turndown their offer as there were about 6 pple beggin me to go to thier party.Took a taxi from a guy who also just finished watching the game.HE was good man,Bishan to pasir ris in 10mins and a $0.50 discount.Basically i just went there to show my face where shortly after we went home.Should not had even gone to pasir ris,wasted my time.Shared a cab home with 3 others.Amazed by the way they wanted to navigate through s'pore.At last i planned the route that the taxi was to take.Dropped off at bradell road and walked home.The walk home seemed longer then usual.LIke at the bishan park-potong pasir park connected,it was completly dark and deserted.Reached home completly exhausted.Watched pool,the game between luat and that chinese taipei leftie b4 goin to sleep.And 1 more thing,chocolate cake stinks when mixed with sweat.Wat a bad day i had.

Went to staff lounge after chem lab becoming a routine every thursday.Sian raining when PE cannot play soccer,played badminton instead.Laughed at those who failed napfa(however it is spelt) but got to remember how the "genius" of me passing my 2.4.PLayed badminton like some fucker diving all around the court.Damaged the racket after throwin it on the ground.3 free peroids after recess so sian(boring).During lunchbreak,most of our class shouted at 2 ex-marists playing soccer from our class room.also made fun of the birthday boy yujiang,chanting barbi clapclapclap,damn funny.Got 3 peroids of maths in ava until 3.10pm man wat a waste of time.Went toa payoh swimming complex to "cheong milo"its free and refreshing as a group.After eating went to tpy interchange.Ridz and marcus took a bunch of leaflets from 2 girls and began distributing the stangers around.Funny when ridzuan got "banged" when a lady scolded him.Went to sportslink and hear the trying to be funny employee of the shop talking about SM,think he very funny isit.GTG got Soo ME homework to complete.hope u all liked my joke published eariler

There are three cops that go to the same bar after work every night. Two of the cops are veterans and one is a rookie. One night the rookie and one of the veterans are sitting around and the third veteran comes into the bar with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. The other two cops ask him, "Why are you so happy?"

He tells them, "Well last night I had the best sex in my life with my wife. I hid my pistol cocked and loaded under the pillow. When I was about to come, I fired a shot into the air. Her pussy got really tight and we both came at the same time."

The next night, the other veteran comes into the bar with a shit-eating grin on his face and tells the other veteran, "Thanks for the advice. Last night I had the most incredible sex with my wife. I was doing her doggy style and when I was about to come, I fired my pistol. We both had a spontaneous orgasm. It was great."

The next night, the two veterans see the rookie come into the bar, pissed as hell, kicking chairs as he makes his way over to them. The rookie says, "Well I took your advice! My wife and I were doing sixty-nine and I fired my gun! The bitch almost bit off my dick and she shit in my face!"

 

Long day in school,got test almost everyday.After school went do to multi purpose court to watch pple play soccer.Got 1 tall and skinny bastard guy(phrase borrowed from Juan)playing goalkeeper letting in almost every shot coming at him.Wa lao(wow father) he is disgracing the position of goalkeeper man.I think he heard me laughing.When i asked Mcron something,he shouted at me if u better u come down lah,he should really look himself in the mirror b4 making this comment.Then he came out u know,just nice his bag is infront of me,then i said i was laughing at him.He super pissed u know,then he trew him bag on the ground.I laughed and shouted at him until he got nth to say.After that,Marcus,Jerome,Harry,Ridzuan and me went to amk sports link there to eat.Amazed by the good service that they provide for onli $3.50+gst.Jerome almost left forgoting to pay,,luckily marcus pointed it out just b4 he went into the lift i got the honour to chase after him 4 the money.On the bus home, i actually witnessed 3 goals in the copa america match as compared to marcus and harry who left 10mins ago.......................................the day continues

NT goin on friday..Dun ask me why becoz of personal reasons.
Its gudgement day in the world pool championship , me like lionel still had not seen Reyes or Bustamante play.Hope there's a chance anytime soon.
Sad when i heard that my idol fei yu qing fractured his knee cap, hope that he would recover soon.

Sick and tired bout all this talk about orals.Got nth to say about it, neither easy nor hard,neither well done nor badly done.The 1 strap 2 strap thing is just stupid.Dun know which idoit thought of it.Now back to sleepin.........Still thinking whether to do Mr Ragu's my fav. bitch compo.
World pool championship getting more and more exciting.Witnessed 2 games in which was decided in the last rack.Hope the other days of competition is as exciting.

 

 

Went to the chinese physician after training to treat my sore neck.Shiok man i tell u,he was treating me like a bloody ragdoll trowing all over the shop.My fav part was when he gotta step on my back...wished he was as heavy as yu jiang.

Went to training this morning,the drills were f**king tough.ALmost fainted.After rest went to play 2 sided game.A minute into the game i was caught out by a looping cross from ming kai......damn it kena fucked by the team.Another fumble soon to follow,Guo ming(the 2nd cutest guy in the team b4 me) took a long shot,Punched the ball straight to the goal post,luckily was able to gather the 2nd ball.But soon, i found out it wasn't such a bad day afterall.Sobri was to get a 1 on 1 chance,he shot low to my right,i dived to punch the ball to a round of applause by the team.THen i made one of the best saves in my live(keyphrase:one of the best)another 1 on 1 chance this time by sAbri shot high to my far post,flew through the air and punched the ball again.Went home with a sore neck.Gotta sleep as i will be 1 of the strecther barrier in the prime league game later on.....

The cre8tion of m and m minis

m and ms 

Emergency 

Skyline 

This is a messsage to SJ.I know u r in love.Just a piece of friendly advise,PAY MORE ATTENTION IN CLASS.u would die if u continue wat u r doin in class.

Saturday like every saturday is very sian.Got nth to do.Done up this stupid blog that i think is of no standard.Asked marcus if he wanted to go bowling or not.As usual no one wanted to go.Sad ah.