Netball rocks

Today wat a lonely day.Everything that i didi today seem to be alone.This afternoon i went to amk sportslink 30% discount storewide man everything is so cheap.

At night went to toapayoh sports hall to watch the netball final between the mannas and the aerowanas,singapore against malaysia.Why not thinking that it is a game played in short skirts with 14 girls going at each other at 100%.Hot cheerleaders at halftime flying about the sports hall.Firstly my original purpose to watch the game is not to see the players but to go and see chio girls sitting at the stands.Surely not dissapointed man about 80% of the capacity crowd were members of the opposite sex some very hot man.I think i loss enough blood during the game through my nose to fill up the entire olympic size swimming pool at the swimming pool next door.NTUC fairprice(fairprice???)was even kind enough to provide free potatoe chips to the fans present.The game was good,with Singapore winning by a few points.The Mannas rock playing in red tights that center was good man,little girl playing with attitude at the center.I have a few tips to improve the game though.Firstly learning from soccer,allow more body contact so that the game would be more flowing.So that we can see more hair pulling shirt ripping stunts.Secondly learning from ice hockey allow fights,so that we can see catfights between the two teams.Thirdly learning from beach volleyball,make the girls wear shorter clothes and ban the wearing of tights.Lastly throw in a streaker to make the game more interesting.There should be also better officiating.I suspect that the malaysian team fielded a team of guys in the game and the refrree could not even spot them.They should drag them into the toilets to check on them.
I conclude that aerowannas u are a team of losers,u lost to a bunch of girls when u fielded a team of guys,go back to malaysia!!

Yesterday got oral,damn sian.That saint andrew old hag rock with her one liners.Got many pple stunned by her magic questions.Wat a biach.

Today could be the last day of the wednesday after school.Sad.Played with all the lower sec pple,they are good lah.Nigerian mama rock today,played like a crazy mama from nigeria.Then when going home got this large thunderstorm.While i was walking towards my house the lightning struck the tree about 5m infront of me,can feel the impact man.The poor branch was smoking after that,make me realise once again how vulnerable our lives are.We could die the next minute for many reasons,got to treasure my life more

Today went to play badminton with a few pple.Quite fun,played badminton with a lot of pattern,clearly explained the phrase 'pattern more than badminton'.I found out that badminton could be interesting.When that beng with a body full of tatoos and his lian chio girlfriend in her red thong came into the court.I learnt something new today,wow the power of discovery.I learnt that bengs and lians play badminton to.Secondly,it is possible to play banminton in red thongs and play better than ur beng boyfriend with tatoos.Lastly,not all lians are ugly.Played till about 3.55pm until a family who booked the court at 4pm stopped us.Feeling shortchanged,i went back to the court and said that i left my sweat on the court and i wanted it back.They just gave me that stunned look.

After that,jerome,harry,earl,zhirong and i went to the STTA to watch table tennis.That place was packed and we kept on disturbing pple wearing the 'butterfly'table tennis shirt.The atmosphere was great.Harry being his usual self shouted like a mad man.Some member of public described him as siao kao but he obviously did not care.Li Jiawei lost the game to the dissapointment of the crowd.What it did not understand was why the crowd was shouting like crazy when the game was happening in athens.I think that the retarded guy in real madrid jersey(remember that guy)is smarter than the members in the crowd.They even gave away free singapore flags which most of them ended on the ground after the game.Hope that my cute face would appear on tv and all newspapers today and tomorrow.

Today's school rock,only had a few peroids of lesson.Waited 4 harry to finish his assembly at the front porch 4 about 45mins.Justin imitated Mr Hee and Mr Suresh's voice,damn funny.He disturbed everyone walking past the porch.A few of us then went to j8 to eat.Those in attendance include,malcom,brandon,c-lim,hongjuan,nicholas choo,ridz,jerome,earl,harry,eugeneong,chuan wei,zhi rong,Sj and those that i missed.

Then Sj,zhirong,earl,harry and me went to Sj's house.His brother was damn fun to play with,powerbombed him on the bed.Played all sorts of games until about 6 where harry's mum came to pick me up.....The day continues

Blogging about wat happened 2 days ago,i feel retarded maybe i am.Went out around the afternoon to meet Ridz,Zhirong,Earl,Danne to go to Marcus's house to celebrate his birthday.We proceeded to junction 8 to buy a present 4 him,could not find one.So i suggested that we go amk sports link to buy something 4 him.In the end only Zhirong and me went as the others were lazy to go with us.Met Harry at amk as he needed to go to school and could not meet us earlier.Could not decide wat to buy so we asked the shop assiatant to help us make a choice,he said that both were equally good.Might as well dun say,even the retarded guy in real madrid jersey could give better comments.So sports link i urge u guys to release this employee A.S.A.P..In the end we bought a Tienpo 4 him.Good choice lah.I then got honked by 2 cars on the way to marcus's house 4 doing shuttle run on the road.I think Aloy's lying on the road is still a better stunt.When we arrived at Marcus's house only Leon was there.Slacked a while in his room,Watched LiLi losing to the world no. 1 before playing soccer at Bishan park.Played like a superstar,a Brazillan joined us and played with us.Joshua went home after playing soccer,we went back to Marcus's house.We then ganged bullied Lucas,Marus's brother.Ridz slammed him and threw him all over the house,quite fun lah.Then we blanket partied an unsuspecting marcus,we only made a few punches but Lucas taking his revenge repeatedly kicked marcus on his head over and over again.Then we had dinner,after dinner a few of us retired to his room while others stayed in the living room to watch boring english premier league,we played call of duty but the sounds coming from outside sounded more like a warzone then the sounds in the game.CAKEWAR,locked the door quickly and hid on marcus's bed.Went home after Sj had some problem due to JEROME.GIve urself a pat on ur back.

Sunday sucked,i found out that i was "too old" to take part in the upcoming mayor shield.Sian there goes my tournament.

View of jetty from the top 

 

Woke up early today to make my way to Harbour front to meet Jerome,Harry and Dom 4 a fishing trip at labrador park.That place is as quite as usual,makes a good place to hang out.I hate crowded place.Reached there at about 9.30am just past the highest tide.Tide today quite low not very ideal conditions 4 fishing.Set up and off we went,a few mins into the trip urs truely caught the 1st fish of the day.A grouper.Then i caught something quite cool but i dun know its name.Fun to throw our catch back into the water.Retired 4 the day shortly after i stucked my line in the water.Lazy to set up all over again,so i slacked at the jetty.The catch of the day was by Dom,he caught a rabbit fish a.k.a. peh toh(white stomach) a rareity at that area.Got the attention of those uncles nearby.One uncle was damn brave to remove the hook from the fish 4 us,the fishhas poisonious tenticles that could cause PAYNE to anyone who came into contact with him.So as a reward we gave him the fish.Harry the normal pro only caught 1 fish today,haha kena thrashed by all of us,1st time this had happened.

Went to queensway shopping center to help harry shop 4 his boot.Salam and sons rock.But that uncle a bit weird today did not come and talk cock with us so we bought the boot from another shop.Harry also bought a pair of white PUMAS,posing as me sia.Went to IKea to eat after that,The place was damn crowded,Jerome almost started a fight with 2 gay guys at that place.Sadly that fight did not happened.

Gtg those relative velocity homework is driving me crazy,i just can't sleep

National celebrations today.After the quiz in class,went to the hall for a mini concert.They Aloy did his usual crazy nonsensical stuff again.He ran up to the stage and used his school uniform to rub his genetal area.Got the crowd going but at the same time got D.K. out of his stage and he proceeded backstage to scold him.

After school went to the sportslink cafe to eat,then proceeded to marcus's house.We played soccer at bishan park.It was crazy man,all 6 of us took off our tops.Played soccer half naked the whole day in the middle of a park with a few thousand hdb blocks facing us,that's a 1st for me.Then went back to his house to slack again,Harry and Danne fell asleep on marcus's brother's bed.Both of them were like hugging each other on the bed,great i am lying again.Slacked and went home at around 5+.Went to eat at tpy lorong8,saw linden and his girlfriend on 238 on my way back home.Wat a lovely couple!Great the medicine i took just now has just kicked in,now i'm feeling drowsy...................zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Today is the inter-class science quiz.Juan and me:the representative of the class.The quiz damn high tech,use remote control to answer loh.Did not know most of the qns,so we pressed a 4 buttons together.Guess wat,juan and me got the joint lowest score together with 4h.(Giving myself 1000 pats to my back).Got to applaude 4k's performance.They sensationally took 2nd place in the competition.Glamis and Paul is good man.Played soccer till 4pm.Then 3 of us "bathed"harry together in the toilet.Went to tpy to eat after that.Due to my "shoe string"budget i had 2 cups of ice 4 dinner.Feeling the effects of the ice now,headache.Now i feel as if i'm in some winter country.


Singing off:pinks nips

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3 retarded guys at jalan besar yesterday

I was at Jalan Besar stadium yesterday to catch the kelme east west challenge.The game was entertaining but wat that gave me a lasting impression is 3 retarded or should i say mentally disabled person sitting behind me.Firstly it was the 1st time that i saw retarded pple going out in a group and the 1st time i saw retarded pple watching soccer.They kept on shouting at the players,faster,pass the ball...etc.When the players did not perform they shouted cheeby3,lanjiao etc.This is another 1st 4 me this is the 1st time that i saw a retarded person smart enough to scold bad words.But they got really irritating as the game got on and everyone around started changing seats,so a 1 instant when the retarded guy in the realmadrid jersey shouted faster i could not take it and shouted back at him.

Retarded guy in realmadrid jersey:faster faster lanjiao u know how to play soccer or not?
Me:U want faster take aeroplane lah faster
Retarded guy in realmadrid jersey:aero,aero fuck u lah

Taking note that he is retarded i did not say anything after seeing everyone laughing at him after my comment.After that they began throwing crushed paper around,this angered the guy sitting in front of me.He gave those 3 a cold hard stare.Instead of saying sorry he said fuck u to that guy and gave him the "wack me"look.Damn funny but i got to admire his courage to say it man.

Therefore the moral of the story:Do not underestimate the abilities of mentally disabled pple especially those in realmadrid jerseys