Firstly,i love myself and i love my football.Where do i love football most?Here in Singapore.I'm not that type that totally love watching the EPL and have totally negative about football here in Singapore.Honestly,i can name more s-league players than EPL players.Why do i love Singapore football or football in asia in a whole coz u always see the unexpected and therefore making football more exciting.No one expected to see Singapore hanging in there with asian giants japan,but it happened.Singapore was close to coming away with a draw in both legs.2-1 and 1-0 to all the pple who do not know.Take the two tiger cups for example,bith of them was world class games.A Liew Kit Kong double gave Malaysia a shock win away from home against mighty Indonesia who was dominating the whole match.Yesterday's game was a thriller,4-3 in the end which gave Singapore an edge over myanmar.The game was marked with incidents,over the top tackling,over passionate players,a few world class goals including a Myanmar free kick that would make David Beckham apaluding and even missiles launched by fans.Wat more can u expect from a soccer game.Never noticed anthing close to this game anywhere in the world.Surely the technique possesed by players here in asia is not as good as those in europe.But the game in asia would not improve without support.Asian football is also on the rise every year.Take asian giants Japan for example they are ranked 17th in the world,above european cup winners Greece,world cup runner Germany.And wat about China they won the best mover award awarded for the team that climbed the most spots in the fifa world rankings every year.This is prove that asian football can compete amongst the best in the world.U can start supporting asian football by turning up at the tiger cup semi-final between Singapore and Myanmar this sunday at the national stadium.Admission is free 4 student pass holders.

4 1/2 hours of soccer+2 1/2 hours of pool=very tired legs

Can u belive it i actually lasted 4 1/2 hours of soccer non-stop.Soccer was great today,went to school early at about 10a.m. and met Matthew and gang.There was a few groups at the court today,the "nigerian mama"gang,some pple from other school maybe haising catholic,and chun hao's family and friends.Played league,our team beat everyone in the 1st few rounds,damn hardcore man.Then the haising catholic group was damn funny,firstly there was this malay boy who would say bodoh everytime his teammate lose the ball.So everytime our team steals the ball our team would say BOOOOOODOH.Then there was this guy named "nair"so everytime he gets the ball the entire team chanted NAIIIIIIR.There was the nigerian mama gang,they had a one handed keeper,he wore keeping gloves on 1 hand and a white cast or bandage something like that on the other.He save the ball one handed all the time using the hand wearing the golve.The way he palmed the ball was like "ru lai shen zhang"featured in steven chow's latest movie.Then there was chun hao's group.There was this small guy who looked exactly like paul scholes,serously really like paul scholes even his hair.He was also damn skillful.Henry teo made a funny keeper but a great defender,Abel was great today although his mind was a bit funny as usual.His "goalpost" today was in between the legs of every defender,once he put the ball through the legs reagrdless of where the ball was he would run off in celebration shouting LOOOOOBANG.Time passed quickly in perfect weather.B4 we realised it it was 1445.No wonder everyone felt so tired.Did i say i scored a brillant volley that almost ripped the net apart,too bad it was an own goal.

Then we went to play pool.YuBAH was the best player that i played against in my life,dun know is he pro or my normal opponents are lousy.After another 2 1/2 hours of pool it is going home time.Had to crawl my way home after my fragile legs gave way.

Consolence to all that was affected by the huge tidal wave that hit various parts of asia yesterday(local time).I feel sorry to all the tourist that was sunbathing at the beaches of phuket when the tsunami hit washing them away,i feel sorry to all the locals massaging the tourist when the tsunami hit and i lastly feel sorry to the bird in the cage featured in the evening news that was shaken when tremors were felt in s'pore,obviously the cage was shaken by a human being to create an effect to be shown on tv.It was the worse earthquake that hit planet earth in 40 years,it killed thousands in countries even as far as india and sri-lanka.This shows how lucky S'pore is in term of location as we are protected by Malaysia and Indonesia causing no damage to us at all.Imagine if the wave was to hit s'pore,half of us would be gone.This had also shown how vulnerable human beings are when nature strikes.U never know when a similar catastrophe to the one that eliminated the dinosaurs would hit planet earth.So till the end of the world enjoy yourself guys.

Happy Holidays

U better u happy coz it's going to be over soon.Spent this christmas like the others doing nothing,do i have no life?No,no,no coz thats my life or should i say it's my life.So do u know wat time isit?Yes u got it right it's nonsense time!U see crime rate always goes up during christmas,pickpockets etc.The human body always wants to do things that are banned or illegal.Thats human nature,there are so many examples out there,pple like to draw on walls,they are not supposed to do that.Pple like to smoke and drink underaged,they are not supposed to do that.Pple like to steal when they have the money to buy that thing(pple who steal coz they do not have the money should be forgiven)they are not supposed to do that.Pple like to have sex with a gal even if she is underaged or she is not a willing party,they are not supposed to do that.I belived i got my point across if u do not get my point i belived u are either studying or going to study in a school called "minds".I am trying to say that the only way to reduce crime rate to zero is to remove all laws together.U see no rules=no rules to be broken=no crime.Am i good?Yes i'm good.To everyone out there enjoy ur christmas.

So wats the purpose of putting this post,as i always say that everything in live happens for a purpose.I got no idea too maybe just for me to waste my time on something coz it is really boring at home during christmas.

Marcus is gay

Yes he's gay or at least in his role in a brand new mtv which featured him and harry.In a beautifully done mtv which was co-produced by them and me,they played a role of a gay couple.So this is how the story goes: Marcus and harry holding hands fingers inter-locked walking together,Marcus's facial espression showed that there was something on his mind.Finally he picked up the courage to tell Harry that he wanted to break up with him.Upset,Harry tried to hold Marcus's hands tightly not wanting to let the man that he loved the most to leave him,there was a mild scuffle while harry tried to explain stuff to Marcus hoping that he could change his mind.Then in the most exciting moment in the latest award winning mtv,Harry tried to plant a last kiss on Marcus.The outcome?A tight slap across his face.Marcus ran up to his room in "his house".The next scene showed harry trying to make amends on the relationship by asking for forgivence by shouting upstairs.Instead he got a bucket of water straight in his face.The ending of the mtv is that harry was singing sadly in an artificial rain created by me using a garden hose.Certainly award winning stuff too bad it is not released anywhere in public or Marcus would kill himself.

Today started with a soccer game with the usual few except guess who i saw turning up for the game,Nichh.WOW,i did not know he like to play soccer.He was BRILLANT,unbeliveable he was the best defender around that the world had seen.Played pool after the that won the best of the best,lost to the loser of the losers.Ended my day by shooting the mtv and witnessing Wang falling off the bike cutting himself.

New outlook in life

Long time no blog so i figured that it is time that some new nonsense is needed to be posted.Stayed at home rotting 4 the past 2 weeks,figured out that i need to have a new outlook in life.B4 i was too overconservative and therefore missed out in alot of things.Therefore i had decided to do whatever i want in whatever way i like to.U never know that u might just get crushed to death by a bycycle when crossing the road afterwards,ur monitor in front of u might just suddenly explode when u are reading this post,u might also die when u are doing ur housework when u are cooking something in the oven when u remembered that u forgot ur laundry,in a haste ur hands might get caught in the washing machine spinning u around when ur hands accidentenly toppled the bleach becide the machine blinding u when the bleach goes over ur eyes,when u finally got out of the spinning washing machine,u blindly walked into the oven causing it to drop on the floor causing a fire,remember ur eyes were blinded by the bleach and therefore u cannot escape in the end u died in the fire or in the next moment a gay might just break into your house and just rape u causing urself to commit suicide.As u can see life is unpredictable,u might just die in some funny way in a blink of an eye.So i must enjoy my life to the fullest,do things without thinking twice and spend the little money that i have rite now.This might cause me to starve to death the next day but who cares,today is today,tomorrow is tommorow,what happens tomorrow cannot be seen today while what happens today might not directly affect what happens tomorrow.Today is not tomorrow,tomorrow is not today.Enough of nonsence 4 a day already,do come back 4 more nonsence.

Went to esplanade today,1st time inside there.Went there to see my sis perform in some stupid time wasting performance.Saw some bikers sleeping in the underpass,felt like taking their bikes into the concert hall,imagine them waking up without a bike.U see a biker without a bike,wat a sight.She followed my instructions to play a note wrongly in front of everybody,she played the 1st chord wrongly,looked up at everybody and paused 4 a moment.Not as bad as some of the others who can even play mary had a little lamb.Although that poor little guy is about 5,i think that guy is really pathetic.Gotta start school soon,guess who is in my school?The one and only the classic Edwin Choo.

PAE results

Quite sian leh,kena posted the tampines jc.HOW THE HELL was i posted there,considering i have schools like catholic above my choice of jc than tampines.Not bad still can see Mr ong wee hong,remember that guy?Our former vice-principal that is on level altitude with me.For those wanting to create trouble 4 me please feel free to wait 4 me outside the school gate.

A not so lucky day

Lets not be pessimistic,instead of saying unlucky i would say i'm not so lucky at lower seletar resevoir today.1stly harry fell into the water after he slipped on the rocks,trust me it was not a beautiful sight.There was blood all over the rocks,his blood slowly caused the water around that area to turn red.His legs were so badly affected that he could not move his legs at all for about 5mins,he stil has problems walking even till now.If u guys sees him limping dun bother to ask why,it is because of the bad fall.The scene around the reservoir after his fall looked like a gruesome murder scene.He then later passed his 'not so luckyness' to me.I broke my rod when i was trying to get it out of a tree.Wat was my rod doing in a tree?I got to leave it to ur imagination.Maybe for the excitement red ants give.Then i lost my "Rapala Glass Shad Rap"on her maiden voyage.Or like wat Dominic says"when losing her viginity."I even passed my 'not so luckyness' to a poor animal.While going home after the damages,saw a dead croc or some lizard like creature in the water,the water that is supplyed into our homes.

Want a easy way to earn money?

Go rob a bank,it is the latest way of getting money in singapore.Recent studies showed that the chance for u to succed to rob a bank is 50% quite a high percentage.Too good to be through?50% means that either u end up a rice man/women of u simply would get shot in the head.

Methods of robbing a bank:
method A:
1:Dress up in a big straw hat and arm urself with a TOY gun(not easy to get a real firearm in s'pore)
2:Go to a maybank outlet and take hostage of the only man in the bank
3:Ask for money and hope that ur head is small enough so that the bullets fired from a cisco guard's gun would miss ur head
4:Escape in whatever way u like if u made it out alive

Method B:
1:Dress up in a helmet over ur head and arm urself with a gun
2:Go to any POSB outlet WITHOUT a cisco guard(this method won't work if u had chossen an outlet with a cisco guard)
3:Take someone hostage and ask the teller to empty all the $5,$10 and $50 notes into a bag
4:Make ur escape in whatever way u like


As u can see the methods of robbing a bank is quite simple and straight forward and also with a high percentage of success(50%).So to the pple looking 4 a job out there,don't bother just rob a bank and u might earn what u would earn in 5 years in a short day of work.

How democracy should be like

Election day in taiwan,they showed the ideal way of democracy.Candidates tried to get their point across in any possible way.Openly insulting their opponents on national tv,saying wat they feel that is right even if their idea is against superpowers such as america and china.If their point cannot be gottne across through words,there is always a last resort,mass demonstrations ,violence.Fights in the parliament is not a rare sight in Taiwan.This is wat i call balls.In a bid the earn more votes,candidates hired russian pole dancers and singers to sing and dance in their rallys.The election is also full of drama,bomb scares,shootings and even a actor was beaten up by 2 guys until he suffered a concussion for supporting the idea of the independence of Taiwan.

On the other hand,democracy is dead in singapore.Elections is just a formailty in singapore , everybody knows who is going to win.So wats the point of having elections.Candidates are not free to speak wat they want,remember that chee guy who got sued for insulting the ruling party in singapore.Even in other places such as school or at home,how many times have u felt that u are denied basic human rights and not given a chance to speak up and explain the mistakes that u might have made.So do u call this democracy when pple are not free to speak up and the elections are always in the favour of the ruling party as opposition are not given enough time to prepare and are generally weak.Democracy is dead in singpore.

Feeling weak

Man not feeling strong rite now.Past 2 days wasted a lot of my strength.Played soccer 4 two hours yesterday b4 playing badminton 4 another 2 hours,wasted our time at serangoon central.About of us sat at macs 4 1hr doing nothing.In case u were wondering,we did not buy anything from macs,just went there 4 the aircon.Watched a taiwan health show at night,the topic was quite interesting,"how to prolong the time on bed b4 u ejaculate"Saw how pathetic some pple were,ejaculating even b4 he did anything.Also saw the scientific way of solving this problem.

Went to sentosa this morning,not really my knid of place,as u all know wat a boring person(that finds fishing enjoyable) i am.Not that bad afterall,saw quite a few 'interesting'girls.Being the ass that i normally am,i refused to enter the water.Finally entered the water when we decided to go kayaking,saw a hot angmoh(with extra large boobs)swimming far away from shore.Changed my view about big boobs.I had always thought that big boobs are all made of plastic,but i can see the wave created ny her boobs.Seeing that Earl jumped off the boat and showed off his beautiful butterfly stroke.Didn't know that there is someone in singapore(other than aloy)that is as attention seeking as me.Went to Queensway shopping center after that,Earl bought a bag that is like a parachute.

To all the pple that think life sucks:Life does not suck,u have yet to see the beautiful side of life,maybe u would realise that life rocks after seeing a particular angmoh girl with extra large papaya shaped boobs.

Happy birthday to me

4 those out there who do not know yet and 4 those who could not read this post's heading,today's my birthday.Wished i could stay young 4ever but time never stops.Guess who was the 1st guy that wished me happy birthday,none other than ur favourite clown ronald macdonald.Spent today like a normal day nothing special,played pool in the morning,majong in the afternoon.Not going to boast about how much i won in the of the games coz it is not my personality to do that but give u a hint: alot

Retarded guy in real madrid jersey is back

The retarded or should i say mentally disabled guy is back this this time smarter than ever.Spotting a real madrid jersey with david beckham printed at the back,he is back at jalan besar stadium for the game between Singapore and Hongkong.He was his usual self shouting faster at almost every minute of the game,he was also armed with a plastic bag full of paper cut into tiny pieces which he used to throw in the air to celebrate the goals.However i noticed that he is a smart retard.Guess wat i saw,a betting slip with him,he is the 1st mentally disabled guy that i know of who bets.Even some perfectly normal pple have difficulties filling up the betting slip,and he does it with ease.I also noticed that he had more white hair than the last time i saw him,this is prove that he had been using his oversized head too much.Had enough of him and changed seats at half time.Figured that normal pple can be sometimes more retarded than a retarded guy.Saw this chinese guy with a girlfriend wearing von dutch shirt shouting some very unconstructive comments.He kept on shouting eat shit in cantonese to the hongkong players during the game,ok lah 1 or 2 times it could be funny,but imagine him shouting 4 the entire 45mins it is just retarded.Even the smart retarded guy in real madrid jersey knows when to stop and change his comments,but that chinese guy never.That shart retarded guy is also smart enough to wear real madrid not 4 some loser teams like arsenal and manutd.Way to go smart retarded guy.I think i used the word retarded too many times in this post,maybe i'm starting to become retarded,influenced by the amount of retarded pple surrounding me.I am urging the still normal pple out there to not be more retarded than the smart retarded guy in real madrid jersey.