Want a easy way to earn money?

Go rob a bank,it is the latest way of getting money in singapore.Recent studies showed that the chance for u to succed to rob a bank is 50% quite a high percentage.Too good to be through?50% means that either u end up a rice man/women of u simply would get shot in the head.

Methods of robbing a bank:
method A:
1:Dress up in a big straw hat and arm urself with a TOY gun(not easy to get a real firearm in s'pore)
2:Go to a maybank outlet and take hostage of the only man in the bank
3:Ask for money and hope that ur head is small enough so that the bullets fired from a cisco guard's gun would miss ur head
4:Escape in whatever way u like if u made it out alive

Method B:
1:Dress up in a helmet over ur head and arm urself with a gun
2:Go to any POSB outlet WITHOUT a cisco guard(this method won't work if u had chossen an outlet with a cisco guard)
3:Take someone hostage and ask the teller to empty all the $5,$10 and $50 notes into a bag
4:Make ur escape in whatever way u like


As u can see the methods of robbing a bank is quite simple and straight forward and also with a high percentage of success(50%).So to the pple looking 4 a job out there,don't bother just rob a bank and u might earn what u would earn in 5 years in a short day of work.