Openly disgraced myself in front of a whole lecture hall of pple in a stupid oraltorical competition.Trying to be funny like wat i normally am went to the stage totally unprepared when everybody was armed with stack of cards,paper totally relavent to the topic.Although i got the easiest topic"winning is everything".Took the mic and everything went blank.So joked about my height and commented on the traffic light like thingy used to indicate the time and spent no time talking about anything relavent about my topic at all.Ok lah got a bit of response from the crowd but nth close to the response from the guy who said that an average singaporean have sex 96times per day.

Then went to the bi-annual bbq organised by jerome this time to celebrate harry's and zhirong's birthday.Ok lah just an excuse to go out lah.Met up with Harry and went to east coast,due to work commitments most were not able to be there b4 10pm.Then we had this early bird special,we finished almost all the food b4 the rest showed up.Talked cock throughout the nite sharing oue experiences in work or sch.The rest showed up just b4 i pang sehed all of them,hope that all of them enjoyed the coldness spent in the nite together with a few couples having sex in the bushes,

2 things to note when u go to the beach:1)Always bring extra underwear.2)Do not waste ur time playing soccer with a pink shirt wearing loser

Went out early to meet Ridz who aparently had too much time to waste not working and Marcus who do not have enough time per day juggling work and love.Played pool.Jerome and Danne came shortly after after spending their 1st pay on some mp3 player.Wasted time throughout the day like wat i did in the past 16 years,everyday.Quite amazing wat a small amount of air that was trapped in my stomach could do.It could make me feel damn bloody bloated with just a single shrooms burger.It could make me burp non-stop,about maybe 100 times in a row i dun know.It could make me fart extremly loudly,about equal to the sound made by a the latest jumbojet the A380 during take-off.

Anyway,left the group and headed 4 this bbq organised 4 my orientation family.Went there at about 6,no one was there.Saw jerald and went to play soccer with a group of pple near the beach.They played really tough football,players were down with cramps,bruises,objects such as specs were broken.Then came this group headed by this guy wering a pink top and baggy jeans and wanted to challenge us.They were extremly cocky and very unkind with their words.I can't give examples of wat they said cause i do not want to create a major public discomfort by reading it.Anyway we let our feet and elbows do our talking,won the game and smashed their egos without sweating thats to 2 spectacular goals.Went back to the pit and saw this g-string presentation ceremony to the ogls.So sweet of them,all the g-strings were personalised with the names of the orientation leaders and one more thing those g-strings make a decent headwear.Spent my time the rest of the nite walking around laughing at pple who either got dunked or got blasted by some sauce or coke.Helped put out the fire in the dustbin started by some sparkles.Then i suddenly realised that i was too dry for comfort and i could not afford to get wet.So like the coward that i am,i went away from that place back into the lonely toapayoh nite

We're the champs

Went down to the national stadium as early as i could after meeting the rest who luckily got the tickets 4 the tiger cup final between singapore and indonesia.Reached national stadium at around 430pm,30mins b4 the gates were opened.By the time we reached there,the place was already filled with 10 or manybe 20000 passionate fans awaiting entry to the stadium.In so many years in which i watched local football,this was the 1st time i saw singaporeans being so passionate about their football.3 riot police buses were also stationed outside the stadium.Gates were opened and in we went,no not b4 pushing and shoving our way through the over passionate crowd.Got wat i think was the best seats in the stadium,right in the center in the 1st row of the 2nd section in the stadium,just above the fan clubs.Saw many pretty girls accompany their partner to the game and saw a few familiar faces.U would not belive it,we saw mandy tan a.k.a. the game and her ah beng husband in the stadium.The stadium was very packed at this instant,Zhi rong took more than 30mins just to go outside and buy some drinks.National anthem sang by Jai was echoed loudly by the capacity crowd.Then the game started,it wasn't a pretty game but singapore got the job done.Goals from indra and agu laid singapore's hands on the big,golden trophy.Ole,ole the crowd went,there was also this large tusnami wave that was going round and round the stadium,the atmosphere was electrifying.The rest of the night was spent on partying,loud music was blasted and the fans danced to the tunes to celebrate s'pores latest triumph in international football.The celebrations did not stop there,the ole chants went on non-stop outside the stadium,cars and motorcycles sounded their horns to celebrate while they were stucked in a stagnant traffic after the game.In all a job well done by the lions

Jc:Going out is easy,coming back is hard

Started school 730,ended school940.Gave choir auditions a miss.Sneaked out of the gate to Tampines mall.Saw more pple who took the same route as me at Macs at TM.It was like half of the year ones were there.Wasted time till 1230 when everyone around me headed home.Wanted to take the same route,that one which i took when i was going out of the school.Oh no the DM's at the gate.Wat schould i do,saw some idoits walking thru the gate and got scolded.Waited outside the side gate until the proper dismissal time.Went to library did wat i did not do 4 a very long time,maths.A bit rusty but can be improved.Went for fitness training at 3+,had to do a 4.7 km run.Amazingly i did not stop at all,proud of myself 4 doing that but still ended up 2nd last.Timing also sucked at slightly below 29mins.

630a.m:left house 4 school.
715a.m:Started 1st class
1250p.m:Ended last lecture of the day,some idoits from tj crashed into gp and maths lecture
1250to400p.m:wasted time doing nth
4.00p.m:Soccer training,better day compared to last training.Seniors kept asking me to talk cock
630p.m:Training end bathed in school
700p.m:Went with seniors to the usual bubble tea and waffle place,kept on making fun of a senior disgracing the soccer team by not having a stead b4.
710p.m:Finally realised that i was in the same boat with him.
800p.m:Ended bubble tea session and headed home
810P.m:Bus finally arrived
845p.m:Arrived at novena mrt boarded the wrong train
900p.m:Arrived at tpy mrt
915p.m:Home sweet home
Wat a long day at school,tomorrow would end my lectures at 10a.m and must wait 4 training at 445p.m to run 4 km.I barely even can manage to walk 4km let alone run it.

Og nite was totally cool

Started the day attending lectures by who else,physics teacher Mr Ong wee hong.Got to say he got this special 'charisma' in talking that would make the entire lecture hall sleep.Lecture ended at about 10+ and i have hours and hours to spend b4 the cca exhibition,i figured out that there is no harm attending the bio lecture.Well i caught no balls in that lecture but it was a great way to spend time other than going to the library and risk getting raped by edwin choo.Then we wasted in the canteen until the cca exhitbition started.Flyers were given out everywhere and imagine a group of pple asked me to join choir,thats a no no,ur school's chior would collaspe.So just went around talking cock with everybodyand so on passing the flyers that i recieved to the members of the opposite sex running around.Then time 4 my 1st soccer training,1st day training kena fuck by coach already,let in 3 easy goals,but its ok,i know that was my off day.Went opposite to eat with Putra and Ben after training when i recieved a call from my senior zen that there was very little pple who turned up 4 og nite asking if i was going to pon or not.Went back to school just in time 4 the start of the nite when a campfire was lit.The performances was great and funny.The group of malay guys playing their music was just purely funny.In a song that was sang in the tune of the national day song if u take a trip aroung s'pore town,the song went,if u take a little trip around tpjc,in a .....,u can see..., go to the library or go opposite buy bubble tea.The books are thick and hard to find so on lah.Then every og group would have to put up a performances,i gotta say Felicia from our group sure can dance.Every group needs to put up an act and a dance and we certainly got all of that and then some.Then was a coconut tree which was swaying and dancing throughout the performance on a table. 2 gays.This funny radio dj who speaks in a funny indian accent making fun of all the"callers".This group of lian and this couple who just enjoy dancing with each other to an extent that they started pole dancing with each other.The 2 rock bands who performed were great got everyone off their feet and party.Suddenly poof the lights went off,music was blasted through the pa system and the air-coned hall suddenly turned into a mass dance floor,pple were flying everywhere,pple trying to outdo each other in their dance moves.Like wat my senior said,this was an alternative to clubbing in school.Went outside to take our last pictures as a group b4 we would be seperated into different classes a.k.a. civics group.

"Wet games"is not equal to games involving water

Started the day at school doing some nonsence that i cannot remember.Then 2 perfect 10 djs came to our school,did some lame games and some idoits asked some lame qns(don't know if i could name those as qns) .Missed the mass dance thingy where u could dance with a partner of the opposite sex by busy eating at the canteen and suntannig at the steps near the track.After lunch it was "wet games".No one knew wat to expect other than water bombs flying around and seeing pple zao geng.Wat we got was games playing with pure water,water+salt,water+mud,water+ketchup+dark soy sauce+powder and god knows wat else(trust me it does not smell good).Ended the day with an extremly wet,smelly and dirty body.Time 4 lectures tomorrow,afraid that i could not last the whole of it without sleeping.

Yes i got into the team

Started school as usual,did all the usual cheering stuff like yesterday,then played some games,interacting with pple and stuff.Then stayed back for a trail 4 the school's soccer team.Quite a lot of pple went,a few from schools nearby,some from victoria and a couple of "PRC Scholars" who looked quite pro and claimed that they played 4 their school team back home in china.In the end they were eliminated within the 1st few rounds of selection.Only 2 keepers went today the other being a very tall guy that was not suprisingly good at high balls.The guy that was training us was a jc2 keeper who broke his left arm entirely in a match.Played badly at 1st during the drills and stuff.Thought i was heading 4 an early shower.Then they started shooting at us,their star player khairul had a shot filled with venom,very powerful.Ended up playing just good enough to keep me in the team.Only about a third that went today got inte the squad,felt damn lucky.The other keeper was not as lucky as me,although he played well he did not make the cut.Felt sad 4 him,reached home at around 830 pm today.Gotta sleep early and prepare 4 the "wet games "tomorrow.

One hell of a night and day of something like that.

For those who missed the myanmar-Singapore game yesterday u missed a lot.U missed 6 goals,4 red cards,paper cups,dustbins and other debris bing thrown at each other and at the pitch.3 idoits trying to invade the pitch,fights between the players and the fans in particular,policemen and women trying to restore order in the stadium and a couple of injuries.To be honest,the myanmarese are a bunch of sore losers,launching career ending tackles at players when they are losing.Their fans also have a short fuse,shortly b4 the end of the game after taunting from both sides a fight vroke off.Shortly after the fight started,a group of botaks armed with umbrellas ran towards the myanmarese from the opposite side of the stadium.That was a disgrace to all Singaporeans,surely there is no need for fans to get involved in such a big fight like that and there were no police officers located near the stadium exits where the fight was located.It takes two hands to clap,wile i was making my way out of the stadium,i saw a Singaporean fan with a black eye and a bloodied nose.There was also a group of myanmarese chasing from our behind,throwing bottles and pushing all Singaporeans in their way,we just ran 4 our lives like many other singaporeans.

This morning had to turn up at TPJC for orientation.Wat turned out was a boring affair.The start of the orientation was delayed by several technical difficulties.A super long speach by the principal did not help things at all.Then the surprise of the day,guess who is TPJC's newly appointed hod of civics and moral education and pupil development?Maris stellas's former vice principal MR ong wee hong.I also have a few "interesting"senoirs,some of them was desperatly trying to get the group going to cheer but ended up looking like idoits.There was this guy who tried to tell some lame joke like:Which country whould u want to go to if u want to grow taller?Ans:Singapore, coz this is where u BE-LONG.Then there was this gal who kept on asking me about See Chuan as if she interested in him also.Then i kena a very fun forfeit,lost a game so must do forfeit,other pple kena easy stuff like poledancing etc.Then my forfeit is that i need to go to another group in the hall and ask a gal to go on a date with me loudly and bring her back to dance or something like that.U all know i buay pai seh one if i kena forced to do things so i went over to a group at the end of the hall and asked the group leaders there that i needed a girl.So i shouted out loud that i need a girl,no one responded.Must be pple too shy lar,then i picked a plmgs girl sitting with her back facing me coz i wanted a surprise on how she look like wat or else not fun already.Everybody laughed at me,haha kean forfeit.Gotta say she quite hot leh,i shouted would u go on a date or something like that 4 three times coz my group kept on saying they cannot hear.Dun think i dunknow,they trying to act.Then i think she nodded her head,they i "borrowed"her 4 5 seconds and brought her back to our group to a loud round of applause,the senoirs were quite surprised that i took up the dare.Then b4 we went home we had this stupid mass dance thingy to Usher's music.Hip-hpo man,gotta say my limbs felt that as if they were prosthetics,they were simply not mine.Put it in simple terms,i CAN'T dance.Was dismissed at around 5pm,then walked to the wrong bus stop,so i anyhow took a bus which reached at Pasir Ris 30mins later,bloody hell it was a long way home.Wat a boring and long day at school,with still 2 more days of orientation left i really do not know wat to do

2005

Spent the 1st few moments of 2005 playing monopoly,is that retarded or is that retarded,YES!it is retarded.Started off the last day of 2004 by going to queensway,finally found the luminous green grandsport tee-shirt that i wanted to buy long ago.The color of it is like a yellow/green hi-lighter,no kidding u can see me wearing that shirt from as far as 100meters away.Then spent my time in all that pool/lan shit,totally unconstrustive like all my friends are.Went to harry house to spend the night.Played water bomb,it caused great damage,wat do u expect when u give 5 guys thousands of large balloons and a very powerful garden house,chairs were flying from the balcony upstairs.The house after the bombing is like a warzone.Thousands of bodies were scattered all over the ground.Felt bad after that though as pple afftected by the tsunami could not even get clean drinking and we were wasting it just like that.After playing monopoly(wat the hell we actually played monopoly 4 about 3+ hours).We rode to eat prata.There we met a potential rapper.He said"one dollar,onedollar,two dollar,two dollar,two dollar,two dollar,eight dollar,three -thirty,total eleven-thirty in under 2 seconds.Can u do that?I think not.One more thing,remember that gay marcus?He fell on the way to the prata place.
Slept when others spent their time outside with Harry's sis and her friends, one of them of have a super high pitch voice.This irritating mosquito bit me at over 50 different places of my body.Aparently i have extremly sweet blood.Decided to sneak out of the house early in the morning myself but was spotted by Jerome,then it became the two of us who sneaked out of his house unnoticed