Woke up 645 today as in every other sunday.Bathed,brushed teeth,pissed,ate breakfast ,went to whitley seconfary school 4 a game against the Albirex coe team.Man those japs are f***ing good.Ran over us the entire game.The bloody japs even have the guts to bruise my shiny fingernail which i just "buffed" or watever the day b4.Then went to ite Bishan to see Mr suresh,benedict,mario etc taking part in a tournament.Went home,shitted,bathed,ate,slept then bathed again b4 going to toapayoh central to meet Ridz,Jerome and Harry to play pool.Damn long nvr go there already,missed the lemon flavoured air freshner there,missed the manager with a dress sense as bad as me.Aparently,marcus and taylen were supposed to meet us too,but the were busying sun-tanning in the rain at sentosa.So cool,i've never even sun tanned in the rain,hope that they have a good time there.

O's results coming out tommorrow.Still not feeling the heat as yet,maybe i would tommorow.Heard that brother Anthony asked the sec 4 cohort this year to sit behind us as we collect our results tomorrow.The reason:4 them to "feel"wat o'levels is really like.Dun see any point in doing that btw....Maybe brother Anthony is going senile

$11 per pack is too cruel

Come on lah government,trying to stop pple from smoking by increasing the tax for cigarattes is never going to work.Instead try and think of other methods.Increasing the price to $11 is too cruel i think.Despite being a non-smoker and a guy who totally hate smokers to the core(maybe except sexx and company)i think it's not right 4 smokers to pay that much to satisfy their needs.Imagine if a guy smoke 2 packs per day,that would work up to $660 per month and therefore $7920 per year.It's really alot of money.Why i'm highlighting this up is that i saw a very sad sight today,i saw a old man picking up little cigrattes from the dust bin b4 lighting it up and smoking it.Man that's damn sad lah.

School today was as usual slack.Gp teacher went a bit crazy during her lesson.But then everytime she scolds someone i would have a urge to bust out laughing,dun know y.Pe was unusually slack today,taking note of the point that Arsenal lost 2 days ago(my pe teacher is a diehard supporter of arsenal and would give pupils hell in pe if arsenal lost) only ran 3 laps and do 20 repetitions of 6 things only.Went to tp central with my classmates,yokeyee,lien and vernon.Felt damn sad lah,my hands are smaller,less muscular,whiter and less hairier than's a girl's arm.Damn i should have changed sex.Then somehow the bbq sauce somehow defied qravity and landed on my pants somewhere below the zipper.It looked like i have shot blood from my somewhere lah.Then 3 persons bended over the table and looked at my bottom area.It was a wierd scene.Then went to the toilet to clean the stuff lah,rubbed my hands at my pants at about 1000rpm until my pants were all hot and close to catching fire like some of the bushes in s'pore.My face were all red and my pants all wet from the washing.Pple seeing that would have thought that i have wanked in the toilet.

O-levels results coming out this monday,no use worrying over it now as i should have had worried about it a few months ago.

My body's breaking down

Doing 6 days of sports per week 4 the past few weeks is taking its toll on my extremly cute and fragile body.Monday,tuesday,friday,sunday soccer training.Wednesday bowling,thursday pe with Noordin.My god this is HORRID(t).My back is feeling like it had just came out from an acid bath.My legs do not feel like mine anymore.Somemore Arsenal lost yesterday,looks like o\its going to be hell in the pe tomorrow

This house belives that SRJC is deadlier than TPJC

Friday is the slackest day of the week as usual.Lessons ended at 1130.This might seem good to alot of pple but the catch is that the school gate only opens at 1245,u have to attend cca at 3 and ur house's is at the other side of the island and almost everyone u know had gone home.So took about 1 hour15mins to eat,45 mins to walk across the street to get a cup of bubble tea and 2 hours to sleep and do gp in the library.Everything happened in slow motion.Witnessed Edwin Choo gaying with another guy in the library.Man that was disgusting.They were slapping,touching each other in a remote part of the library.That was indecent behavior.Went to SRCJ at about 345pm yesterday for a friendly game.When we reached the school no one was in sight,not even the cleaning auntie or wat.The whole school was EMPTY.Lost the game,was not even fielded.Ended up the "great" friday by witnessing The s-league selection side getting their asses wooped by beijing huyndai fc 4-0

Straightened out my thinking today.I think it's better to stay single.Bring single is not that bad afterall.It's not words of jealousy.watever,my 16th valentines day as a free man.Many thanks to the beautiful and handsome pple out there who gave me and the whole class chocolates,sweets,cookies,football(????) todaymreally appreciated it.On a sadder note my uncle had just passed away today.Will miss him.......

11 at the start of the day,9 during physics,and finally 3 at the celebration.Yes i'm one of the 3 that were present at the end of the day.See i so guai.Wasted time at TM with ko zaw,meng siong and 3 kc girls.Headed back to school for the game against JJC.It was a very good game 4 the tp team as a whole,we started the game quickly roaring to a 2 goal lead b4 they got back a goal b4 half time.The turining point of the was when isree got injured and irawan did not want to take his place i was given a chance to go in between the post.Within a few minutes,they scored with a freekick from just outside the area into the top corner.Then the scored the equalizer minutes from the final whistle,one on one i allowed the striker to round me b4 slotting the ball into the goal.Dissapointed with my performance,did not really played my best.

The simple life

Firstly to the many pple that i already/going to offend by my strong use of words sometimes in my blog sorry k.It is purely accidental.Viewer discretion is advised.

So ended school and headed to some remote village(my grandma house) in johore on tuesday.The begining of the simple life.Its a place where plam trees are decorated throughout the landscape.Cars 30 to 40 years old are still running on the road.A flushing toilet is considered luxurious.Poultry are allowed to roam freely around.Mosquitoes are aplenty.Frogs and owls are our best neighbours.Its a good place to escape from the concrete jungles of singapore.Good place to destress.The poor reception and the running out handphone battery kept me away from the outside world.Civillation is no where to be found.Did a lot of fun things there,fun things that cannot be done in singapore.Took a spin in a motorcycle,enjoyed the rush of speed.Took a lesson in driving,although the car simply died when i released the clutch.Wat about playing with firecrackers.Its a privillage only for the prime minister in singapore.Celebrated the 90th birthday of my grandmother(god will bless her)today.About 70 pple from 4 generations were at the house today.She is one lucky woman,seeing her future generations being such successful men,women today....

Happy chinese new year

Only 15 pple from my class came to school at the start,only 12 was left at the end of the day.Did not return to MSHS neither did i meet up with jerome at company at toapayoh.Instead wasted time away reading at tampines library.SOMEONE hit me where it hurts the most,yea i did not have any dates b4.Maybe i should round up all the guys who nvr gt any girlfriends b4 tie u at the corner and u know....

Anyway valentines coming,here's a quote from sexx's blog merimerikagerou.blogspot.com(dun accuse me of some net crimes like wat DK did to u)it says"and i'm sick and tired of all this valentine's day shit.During valentines,couples should be barred from displaying affection in public.This is because they will nua(soften)all the single pple(me).Really don't know wat to do on valentine's day."Yesh i think it's true lah,give a thought of wat pple around like me would think during v-day.It would be amazing how i survived until today.Going to malaysia soon,hope that i would return safe and in one piece.

Tpjc's 1st win this year

Today's the historic 1st win this year4 the tpjc soccer team.Goals from marcus mar,and hong peng settled the game against SSS.The national champions of the c division last year.Their only reply in the game was a brillantly struck freekick from outside the box which went in off the woodwork.SSS played damn dirty today.Elbows were flying,tackles went in wildly.Our keeper Irawan was struck with this fist that he went down on the ground with his eyes rolled back motionless.Many pple thought that it's a repeat of the marc vivian foe incident.The match was a deadlock on 1-1 into the break.Tpjc went out of the break fighting looking for the vital goal.Kept our cool even though our opponents were playing dirty.Hong peng scored with a nicely taken left footed shot.He was obviously very excited with his 1st goal ever that he ran wildly around in the pitch.Faster than the speed that he ran in the game.Pointing to his girlfriend in the stands all the time.Wasted time away at the bubble tea shop after the game.Finally reached home at around 930

Proud to be short

Start off the post by stating a fact backed up by tons and tons of research.Research has shown that shorter pple usually have a longer lifespan than taller pple.Damn i'm proud to be short.Was woken up from my wet i mean sweet dreams from a sound of prayer.Damn it's coming from my phone.It's( Marcus's stead,yes i repeat MARCUS'S STEAD,congrats.)Miss audrey chen.She wanted me to pick up jessie's present as she would be working during her party b4 i make my way to marina bay.But there's just one small problem.I was supposed to meet aloy,jessie and company at 630pm while Audrey's "lunch break" was at 430.Wat am i going to do 4 the next 2 hours.So went all the way to compass point to meet Audrey,unfamiliar territory 4 me,looks like i need to get out of my toapayoh hole more oftenly.I do not know wat is happening in the outside world at the moment.So took the train to the wrong stop and had to backtrack one stop.So took the present from audrey,if i'm not wrong it's a pair of levis jeans.U mean there are actually pple in this world that buy such expensive presents for friends.Unlike me who would usually share the cost of the present with at least 10 pple 4 a present that costs less than S$10.With 2 hours left,i decided to go to amk sportslink to buy a new pair of gloves.Another trivia:Do u know that the angmokio sports link is the largest sportslink in s'pore and it is having a sale with items being sold at discounts as high as 50%?Anyway the gloves that i wanted to buy was sold out.Wasted my trip all the way from sengkang to angmokio.Reached marina bay on time,saw sexx in his usual"just had drugs"look.Paul in his extremly gay looking shoes.Lionel looking as good as ever.Brandon looking drained from his job in dairy queen.Crazy Aloy as crazy as ever.Jessie?I don't think i ever seen her b4.Still did not know the reason why i was invited to her birthday party.Very nice of her though.And some girls from Jessie's school.Which school?I myself also do not know.Fooled around and u know when u have sexx,u have beer and cigarettes.Did not smoke or drink though being the guai kia that i am.Lionel took some retarded pictures and the LBT(lunch break terrorist)made a comeback.After sometime of eating,the soup somehow turned black.It smelt like longkang water.So the filled the beer bottle with the soup and used a piece of fish nugget as a cork.And wat did they do with the bottle,simply smashing it against a wall.Even i was not spared,i was grabbed on both my legs by sexx and aloy and they drove me up the tree.Damn i have crazy and retarded friends.Being the pang seh kia i usually am,i went home while the rest went to the esplanade.Maybe it's a good thing to do though,who knows wat trouble they might get themselves in again.Since they are capable of doing stuff like walking in the middle of the road and flagging down a police car.

Today's soccer training was tiring.Played 1 v 1(wow a damn technical term)4 the whole day.Good luck to Harry who would be having a trail at gombak united at the time i'm typing this post.Do our class pruod by being the 1st to be accepted by a club.

Somewat back in the team....

Shortest day of the week today,ended school at 1130.Many thanks to the teacher who set the timetable 4 us.Started the day with pe,botak chew told us to play basketball.Finally realised that i'm completely not cut out 4 basketball at all.Our team comprimised of all soccer players was completely thrashed by a team with all its members from tk.We got thrashed by at least 53-2 playing halfcourt.So i smartly combined soccer tactics into basketball.I dived at the feets of the person trying to go pass me,shoulder charged the person out of court.Very smart of me rite.After school went to TM of all places TM with jerald tang,sining if i spelt it correctly,li en and sze jeng.Was finding ways to waste time until 3pm where i was needed back at school.Sze jeng and sining left us 4 their private time together.Looked around the mall 4 a suitable present 4 jerald's friend.He then left to cityhall after that.Then with still hours left to waste me and li en came up with a brillant idea,why not change malls and go to century square.I bet even a genius would not be able to think of that.Spent the rest of time there watching this group from china performing at century square.Quite entertaining,their performances consisted of a magic show,some small girls bending themselves in some funny ways and then stacking on top of each other and there was this older women who performed something with alot of hullahoops.Went back to school to attend soccer training.Yes i'm back to soccer after being kicked out a few weeks ago.Went to training with a "this is my last training"mentality.It was deja vu,i turned up 4 training in the same shirt that i wore 4 the trails.I had to play well or i would be out.It's just that everybody seemed a bit more familiar.Played well enough to earn my place back in the team.There's a friendly this coming monday.Was expected to be fielded together with irawan who just converted to playing keeper.Our average height is 158.5cm,by the way i'm the taller one.Hope that our opponents would not have a very good time against us.

Today's debate was stupid(looks like i'm too suffering from limited vocab,i think i used the word stupid 1003 times in 3 days)Anyway just came out with statistics on my own and bluffed my way through.Some pple actually thought that i done alot of research,the only research that i had done was stealing other pple's ideas that i heard somewhere in the school.Wasted time talking wat i think was nonsence(when did i not talk nonsence anyway)when i realised that i did not have enough points to go on.In the end we did not lose the debate and urs truely was named a co-best debater.Looks like my skills of talking cock had gone up a notch.Maybe i should set up another version of talking cock.com.The whole class gave chinese lectures a miss today and went to Vernon's house to waste time b4 the x-country at east coast.Lost all my money to the bloody gamblers from my class was close to going home without my clothes.Ironically i helped vernon earn alot of money when i was standing in for him while he did something i would not want to know with the 2 sleeping girls in the room.4 the 2 in the room better get ur pregnancy kits ready,u nvr know when u would become a mother.Went to the stupid(see i'm using the word stupid again,stupid me)x-country at east coast outside the food center.Now i understand why marcus described the time taken 4 the trip form bedok jetty to the food center took lightyears.It took more than that.Crawled my way back to the finishing line after 5kms of running,guess wat position i got,a very respectable,pro,fast,incredible,unbelivable 399th in the whole school.Am i good or am i good?The other slackers from my class finished well after me at around 600+.So tired now still got tons of econs homework due tomorrow,doubt the attendance 4 the class tomorrow would be more than 3.Going to sleep now tomorrow would be a better day...........

Ok did exceptionally well 4 my 1st math test i got 4/15.Not too bad considering that there are pple with 0 or 1 mark.Out of 3 qns,i could not do only 3 of them which also means i do not know how to do any.Got 0 points 4 the 1st and 2nd qn and from some devine help from simon i was able to score 4 marks for the last qn.Ok ended school with an extremly boring econs tutorial,only 3 were present in the class together with an overly demanding teacher,the class sucks.Ok felt like taking the train home today 4 a change met Tpjc's legendary one handed keeper Mr Siao meng xiong on the train,filled me up with the stuff i had been missing since i got kicked out or to put it in a nicer way dropped from the soccer team.Then on my way out of the toapayoh(yes toapayoh rocks,i strongly urge the toapayoh pple to stand up and help achieve independance from singapore)i met nichh,ivan soh and his group of mi friends exchanged a few words and went off.Was supposed to have an online discussion with jiehui,szejeng and suyuan for the stupid debate thingy tomorrow,kena panged by everyone.
Lastly for all the toapayoh pple stand up and unite we will achieve independence from singapore