Proud to be short

Start off the post by stating a fact backed up by tons and tons of research.Research has shown that shorter pple usually have a longer lifespan than taller pple.Damn i'm proud to be short.Was woken up from my wet i mean sweet dreams from a sound of prayer.Damn it's coming from my phone.It's( Marcus's stead,yes i repeat MARCUS'S STEAD,congrats.)Miss audrey chen.She wanted me to pick up jessie's present as she would be working during her party b4 i make my way to marina bay.But there's just one small problem.I was supposed to meet aloy,jessie and company at 630pm while Audrey's "lunch break" was at 430.Wat am i going to do 4 the next 2 hours.So went all the way to compass point to meet Audrey,unfamiliar territory 4 me,looks like i need to get out of my toapayoh hole more oftenly.I do not know wat is happening in the outside world at the moment.So took the train to the wrong stop and had to backtrack one stop.So took the present from audrey,if i'm not wrong it's a pair of levis jeans.U mean there are actually pple in this world that buy such expensive presents for friends.Unlike me who would usually share the cost of the present with at least 10 pple 4 a present that costs less than S$10.With 2 hours left,i decided to go to amk sportslink to buy a new pair of gloves.Another trivia:Do u know that the angmokio sports link is the largest sportslink in s'pore and it is having a sale with items being sold at discounts as high as 50%?Anyway the gloves that i wanted to buy was sold out.Wasted my trip all the way from sengkang to angmokio.Reached marina bay on time,saw sexx in his usual"just had drugs"look.Paul in his extremly gay looking shoes.Lionel looking as good as ever.Brandon looking drained from his job in dairy queen.Crazy Aloy as crazy as ever.Jessie?I don't think i ever seen her b4.Still did not know the reason why i was invited to her birthday party.Very nice of her though.And some girls from Jessie's school.Which school?I myself also do not know.Fooled around and u know when u have sexx,u have beer and cigarettes.Did not smoke or drink though being the guai kia that i am.Lionel took some retarded pictures and the LBT(lunch break terrorist)made a comeback.After sometime of eating,the soup somehow turned black.It smelt like longkang water.So the filled the beer bottle with the soup and used a piece of fish nugget as a cork.And wat did they do with the bottle,simply smashing it against a wall.Even i was not spared,i was grabbed on both my legs by sexx and aloy and they drove me up the tree.Damn i have crazy and retarded friends.Being the pang seh kia i usually am,i went home while the rest went to the esplanade.Maybe it's a good thing to do though,who knows wat trouble they might get themselves in again.Since they are capable of doing stuff like walking in the middle of the road and flagging down a police car.

Today's soccer training was tiring.Played 1 v 1(wow a damn technical term)4 the whole day.Good luck to Harry who would be having a trail at gombak united at the time i'm typing this post.Do our class pruod by being the 1st to be accepted by a club.